Kenny Powers Eastbound & Downtown Custom Card Art!Refractor Finish Kardyewest

Description: Kenny Powers Handmade Refractor Hybrid Card | Custom "Eastbound & Down" Limited Edition Collectible Alright, you degenerates and fans of greatness, listen up! This right here is a custom, handmade refractor hybrid card featuring yours truly, the greatest athlete to ever bless the mound—Kenny F***ing Powers. This ain't just any card. It's a work of art, a piece of history, and a reminder of the sheer greatness that I embody. Whether you're a fan of Eastbound & Down, custom sports cards, or just appreciate a legend when you see one, you NEED this card in your collection.Why You Want This Card: Because it's Kenny F***ing Powers, that’s why! This ain’t your ordinary, run-of-the-mill, off-the-shelf crap. This is a one-of-a-kind handmade refractor hybrid, combining vinyl cut detailing with professional printing to create something so badass it should come with a warning label. And the refractor finish? It shines brighter than my career at its peak. Trust me when I say, this card will stand out wherever you put it, just like I do.Relive Kenny’s Legendary Career: What’s on this card? Only the most iconic, powerful image of me, Kenny Powers, in all my glorious form. Front and center, I’m standing there like the goddamn titan of sports that I am—shades on, bat in hand, with that unbeatable swagger. Behind me, we’ve got a scene that tells the story of my legendary career:The Panty Dropper—my beloved jet ski that’s smoother than my pitching arm. Ain’t no surprise why the ladies love it.Ashley Schaeffer—yeah, BMW was cool, but now he’s slumming it with KIA. Times change, but Kenny stays on top.Stevie Janowski, AKA Cherry Blossom—still trying to ride my coattails, but hey, I keep him around for comic relief. This card captures my journey from dominating Myrtle Beach with the Mermen, to heading south and making a name with the Charros. International stardom, baby—because I’m global like that. You see that Mexican flag flying high? Yeah, it’s because they recognize a goddamn legend when they see one.High-Quality and Handmade, Just Like My Success This isn't some cheap, mass-produced card like the ones they hand out to nobodies. Oh no, this card is handmade. Crafted with precision, using vinyl cut detailing and a premium refractor finish that sparkles like the future that was ahead of me (before life threw a few curveballs). When you hold this card in your hands, you’ll feel the weight of greatness. It’s more than a card—it’s a statement. A collectible so powerful, it should come with a pair of shades, ‘cause it’s gonna blind you with brilliance.The Perfect Gift for Fans of Eastbound & Down, Sports Collectors, and Legends-In-Training Got a friend who loves Kenny Powers? Or maybe someone who needs to understand what true greatness looks like? This card is the ultimate gift for any fan of Eastbound & Down, pop culture, custom sports cards, or just legendary personalities in general. Hang it on your wall, keep it in your collection, or use it to motivate yourself every morning—you'll have a daily reminder that you’re not Kenny F***ing Powers, but you can try.Features You Won’t Find Anywhere Else:Handmade Refractor Hybrid: Combining vinyl cut details with professional print for a premium look and feel.Iconic Kenny Powers Pose: Capturing the swagger, the attitude, and the absolute dominance that only KP can deliver.The Panty Dropper: My personal jet ski, a vehicle of legendary status.Cameos from Ashley Schaeffer (BMW/KIA) and Stevie Janowski, AKA Cherry Blossom—because what’s an icon without some lesser men hanging around?Limited Edition—Just Like My Career (Except I'm Not Done) This isn’t some mass-produced crap that you can get anywhere. This is limited edition, just like my patience for losers. When you buy this card, you're buying into greatness. You’re investing in a piece of Kenny Powers memorabilia that’ll only go up in value. And let’s be honest, you’ll get to brag about owning a card that immortalizes the most badass athlete to ever walk the earth.Keywords for You Nerds Who Search for Stuff Like This:Kenny Powers cardEastbound & Down memorabiliaHandmade refractor cardCustom sports cardPop culture collectibleParody sports cardLimited edition cardComedy TV collectibles If you’re still reading this and you haven’t hit “Buy It Now,” what the hell are you waiting for? This card ain’t gonna sit around forever, just like I didn’t sit around waiting for greatness—it came to me. So click that button, and bring a piece of Kenny Powers into your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Condition: Brand new, handmade, and ready to ship to your door.

Price: 35 USD

Location: Marion, Indiana

End Time: 2025-01-18T18:38:03.000Z

Shipping Cost: 4 USD

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