Description: I Want My Two Dollars T-shirt Better Off Dead S-3XL Available T-shirt Colors: Black, Maroon, Navy, Red and Royal. Available T-shirt Sizes: Men's S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. (Sizing Information is Listed Below) Available T-shirt Sizes: Women's S, M, L, XL, and 2XL. (Sizing Information is Listed Below) 95% of our t-shirts are shipped the next business day, but sometimes it can take up to 2 business days. International Buyers Please Note: Import duties, taxes, and charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost. These charges are the buyer's responsibility. Please check with your country's customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to bidding or buying. Also, shipping times can be delayed significantly by customs departments. Search FeedbackContact Us Our Store Shop Feedback Newsletter Add to Favorite Contact Us STORE CATEGORIES Shop College / Party / Drinking Entourage Funny Holidays Movie Sports Sex / Mature Step Brothers The Office TV TV Misc. I Want My Two Dollars T-shirt Better Off Dead S-3XL See ratings Normally shipped within 24 hours Visit Store Contact Us Product Description I Want My Two Dollars T-shirt Better Off Dead S-3XL Available T-shirt Colors: Black, Maroon, Navy, Red and Royal. Available T-shirt Sizes: Men's S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL. (Sizing Information is Listed Below) Available T-shirt Sizes: Women's S, M, L, XL, and 2XL. (Sizing Information is Listed Below) 95% of our t-shirts are shipped the next business day, but sometimes it can take up to 2 business days. International Buyers Please Note: Import duties, taxes, and charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost. These charges are the buyer's responsibility. Please check with your country's customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to bidding or buying. Also, shipping times can be delayed significantly by customs departments. Sizing Chart Shipping Payment Returns Feedback FAQ SIZING INFORMATION Ladies Short Sleeve Preshrunk jersey knit Classic fit with a feminine-inspired pattern Taped neck and shoulders Men's Short Sleeve Preshrunk jersey knit Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar Taped neck and shoulders Product sizing chart Measurement (inches) Width Length X-Small 16 23.5 Small 18 25 Medium 20 26 Large 22 27 X-Large 24 28 2X-Large 26 29 Product sizing chart Measurement (inches) Width Length small 18 28 medium 20 29 large 22 30 x-large 24 31 2x-large 26 32 3x-large 28 33 Unisex Long Sleeve t-shirts Preshrunk jersey knit Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar Taped neck and shoulders Rib cuffs Double-needle bottom hem Youth T-shirt Preshrunk jersey knit Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar Taped neck and shoulders CPSIA Tracking Label Compliant Product sizing chart Measurement (inches) Width Length small 18 28 medium 20 29 large 22 30 x-large 24 31 2x-large 26 32 Product sizing chart Measurement (inches) Width Length X-Small (2-4) 15.5 19.5 Small (6-8) 17 21.5 Medium (10-12) 18 23 Large (14-16) 19 25 X-Large (18-20) 20 26.5 USPS First Class Mail Domestic APO/FPO/DPO(USA)* First item: $4.50 Each additional item: $2.50 *USPS First Class Domestic Mail does not include any insurance. USPS Priority Mail First item: $7.00 Each additional item: $2.50 USPS Priority Express Mail First Item: $27.00 Each additional item: $3.00 International: Canada: International Buyers Please Note: Import duties, taxes, and charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost. These charges are the buyer's responsibility. Please check with your country's customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to bidding or buying. Also, shipping times can be delayed significantly by customs departments. USPS International First Class Canada** First item: $18.00 Each additional item: $4 **USPS First Class International Mail does not include any tracking information or insurance. Shipping Time: varies by destination (especially around the holidays). USPS International Priority Flat Rate First item: $26 Additional item (1): $5 Shipping Time: 6 - 10 business days to many major markets (this is a guideline and not a guarantee, especially around the holidays). Tracking: A tracking number is emailed to you once your item is paid for and your shipping label has been printed (Please make sure that Ebay AND Paypal have your current email address) Please allow 1-2 business days for us to print your t-shirt and ship it. USPS International Priority Express Flat Rate First item: $44.50 Additional item (1): $5 Shipping Time: 3 - 5 business days to many major markets once shipped (this is a guideline and not a guarantee, especially around the holidays). NOTE: Customs can affect your shipping time and can delay shipments significantly (especially around the holidays). Tracking: A tracking number is emailed to you once your item is paid for and your shipping label has been printed (Please make sure that Ebay AND Paypal have your current email address) Please allow 1-2 business days for us to print your t-shirt and ship it. International (except Canada) International Buyers Please Note: Import duties, taxes, and charges are not included in the item price or shipping cost. These charges are the buyer's responsibility. Please check with your country's customs office to determine what these additional costs will be prior to bidding or buying. Also, shipping times can be delayed significantly by customs departments. USPS International First Class** First item (only one item allowed): $24.00 **USPS First Class International Mail does not include any tracking information or insurance. Shipping Time: varies by destination (especially around the holidays). USPS International Priority Flat Rate First item: $36.70 Each additional item (up to 4): $5 Shipping Time: 6 - 10 business days to many major markets (this is a guideline and not a guarantee, especially around the holidays). Tracking: A tracking number is emailed to you once your item is paid for and your shipping label has been printed (Please make sure that Ebay AND Paypal have your current email address) Please allow 1-2 business days for us to print your t-shirt and ship it. USPS International Priority Express Flat Rate First item: $68.00 Each additional item (up to 4): $5 Shipping Time: 3 - 5 business days to many major markets once shipped (this is a guideline and not a guarantee, especially around the holidays). NOTE: Customs can affect your shipping time and can delay shipments significantly (especially around the holidays). Tracking: A tracking number is emailed to you once your item is paid for and your shipping label has been printed (Please make sure that Ebay AND Paypal have your current email address) Please allow 1-2 business days for us to print your t-shirt and ship it. Payment INFORMATION We accept the following forms of payments: Paypal Payments Mastercard, Visa, American Express, Discover, all through PayPal (you don’t need a PayPal account to use these types of payments, however they are processed through eBay's preferred payment system Paypal.) Please make sure that BOTHyour mailing address and email address listed with PayPal and Ebay are current. We will ship to the address in the Ebay and/or Paypal system. If it is the wrong address, you will be responsible for additional postage. When we ship your item, you will receive an email with tracking information. Please make sure that your email address listed with PayPal and Ebay are current because when we ship your item, you will receive an email with tracking information. RETURN INFORMATION Customer Satisfaction is our top priority. However, if you are not 100% satisfied with an item you can return it. We will offer a full refund (minus shipping charges) or a replacement item for free. Our return policy is 30 days from the shipment date. All items returned must be unwashed, unworn (except for trying them on), and deodorant free. If there is something wrong with the item (i.e. damaged, bad print, etc.) please contact us right away through the item page where you made the purchase of eBay. We will figure out how to fix the problem and satisfy the buyer. We will always work with our customers to make sure that they are 100% satisfied with their purchase. Q: Can I exchange my t-shirt for a different size or even a different t-shirt? Answer: We will be more than happy to exchange or refund your entire order within 30 days of purchase. The only stipulations are that the items are unwashed, unworn (except for trying them on), and deodorant free and, if you find you need a larger size (like 2XL or 3XL), there will be an additional charge for the upgrade in size. We will send you an invoice through PayPal and as soon as it’s paid, we’ll ship your new shirt! There are instructions for returns shipped out in every package. Just follow the simple process. Exchanges are shipped out within 48 hours (usually the next business day) after we receive your item back in the mail. The only stipulations are that the items are unwashed, unworn (except for trying them on), and deodorant free, see above for additional charges for larger shirts. Refunds are made within 2 business days of receiving your item back to us. Please note: Depending on your financial institution, it may take several days before your refund shows back up on your account. However, we have already processed it on our end and it should show up any time FEEDBACK POLICY We take pride in our happy customers and want to go the extra mile to achieve 100% satisfaction for you. This means that feedback is a very serious matter and want to make sure our customers are happy with their experience with us. If for any reason you are having problems with your order or you are not completely satisfied with your order, contact us BEFORE leaving your feedback. We are not saying that we are perfect, however, we work with our customers to make sure that they get what they ordered or we will refund their purchase price. Please take a look at our past feedback to see how we take care of our customers. FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS What is your return policy? We will be more than happy to exchange or refund your entire order within 30 days of purchase. The only stipulations are that the items are unwashed, unworn (except for trying them on), and deodorant free. There are instructions for returns shipped out in every package. Just follow the simple process. If you need another Customer Care Form to return or exchange your item, please email us and we’ll be happy to send you another one! Exchanges are shipped out the next business day after we receive your item back in the mail. The only stipulations are that the items are unwashed, unworn (except for trying them on), and deodorant free. If you choose a size, style or return shipping option that is more expensive that your return item, we will send you an invoice.We will not return your exchange until the invoice has been paid. Refunds are made within 2 business days of receiving your item back in the mail. Please note that your credit card company or banking institution may take up to an additional 7-10 business days before the refund shows up on your credit card statement. Can I exchange my t-shirt for a different size or even a different t-shirt? No problem. Follow the instructions on the return form that was shipped with your order. If you need another Customer Care Form to return or exchange your item, please message us and we’ll be happy to send you another one! Exchanges are shipped out the next business day after we receive your item back in the mail. The only stipulations are that the items are unwashed, unworn (except for trying them on), and deodorant free. If you choose a size, style or return shipping option that is more expensive that your return item, we will send you an invoice.We will not return your exchange until the invoice has been paid. Can I return my order for a refund? You sure can. The only stipulations are that the items are unwashed, unworn (except for trying them on), and deodorant free. We would like to ask that you include a note with any problems that you had with your item so that we can improve our company (but this is not required). Follow the instructions on the return form that was shipped with your order. If you need another Customer Care Form to return or exchange your item, please email us and we’ll be happy to send you another one! Refunds are made within 2 business days of receiving your item back in the mail. Please note that your credit card company or banking institution may take up to an additional 7-10 business days before the refund shows up on your credit card statement. How long does it take to get a refund? Refunds are made within 2 business days of receiving your item back in the mail. Please note that your credit card company or banking institution may take up to an additional 7-10 business days before the refund shows up on your credit card statement. Refunds might appear in the form of a reversal. In the case of a reversal, the original payment will be removed from your customer's bank statement, and a separate credit is not issued. Security and Payments What forms of payment do you accept? PayPal - All Major Credit Cards and eChecks. Credit Cards through Shopify: Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover We process orders through Shopify Payments andPayPal Secure Payment Services.PayPal is one of the largest online payment processors in the world. By paying with PayPal, you keep your credit card information private, meaning that you can shop without worrying about a hacker downloading your account data from your online merchant. Is your site secure to use my credit card on? Yes! We accept payments through Shopify and PayPal, one of the largest online payment processors in the world. Here are some additional tips on buying safely on the Internet: Keep software up-to-date on your computer or mobile device – especially security software Avoid public Wi-Fi for financial transactions, including managing or even accessing your PayPal account Avoid public Wi-Fi for financial transactions, including managing or even accessing your PayPal account Use a credit card as your funding method instead of a debit card or direct bank transfer (see below for details) Use a dedicated computer for financial transactions if you want to be especially safe. Use a different device for surfing and social media Privacy Policy: We also NEVER rent, sell, or give out your email address under any circumstances. Do you charge sales tax? The answer used to be “Nope”. If you are shipping to MN it is still “NOPE”, for now. If you live in most of the rest of the country, the Supreme Court has decided that most internet sales are taxable. So, if we don’t charge it today, we will soon … How do I know that your company is legit? Please check our Feedback Rating on ShopperApproved. When you get your Fabulous Designer Teez Shirt, please leave us some GREAT Feedback! Or look at this question: Is your site secure to use my credit card on? I'm having trouble placing my order. What do I do? Please send us ebay message and we will be more than happy to answer your questions and help you place your order. We want to earn your business and will be more than happy to help you out. Do you guarantee your products? We have a 100% Quality Guarantee on all our products. We will gladly exchange or refund your unworn/unwashed shirt for any reason, within 30 days. The Packing Slip you receive with your order will come with complete instructions on what to do. We cannot guarantee shipping times. We can only guarantee that we will get your order out in a timely manner (within 3 business days). Once it is in the possession of the Post Office, we cannot guarantee the shipping times. Do you have a catalog? Our online store is our current catalog. If an item goes on sale after I purchase it, will you match it? Absolutely. If an item goes on sale within 14 days of your original purchase, just send us an email with your first and last name, and date of your purchase. We will refund the difference back to you within 3 business days. Is the t-shirt that I want to order in stock? Yes. We print every item once it is ordered. Therefore, you never have to worry about an item, color, or size being out of stock. Also, 95% of our orders will ship the next business day. Do you offer gift certificates? Not specifically for the Designer Teez store, sorry. I put the wrong information in when I placed my order. How do I change it? Please just send us an ebay message as soon as possible, with your order number and first and last name. Put your new instructions in the email and we will take care of the restas long as the order has not been shipped (we’re pretty fast these days!). We will send you an emailconfirming our receipt of your new information. If the order has already shipped, you will be responsible for additional postage to re-route your package. Shipping and Order Processing Times How are your t-shirts shipped? We ship all our products through USPS (United States Postal Service). All orders are supplied with a Tracking Number which will be emailed to you when your order ships. If you did not receive your tracking info, please Contact Us with your name and order number. All orders are shipped within 1-3 business days (but 95% of our orders are shipped the next business day). Do you combine shipping? Absolutely! Because of USPS restrictions, we can only send 1 t-shirt in a USPS First Class package (actually, if they’re Small or Medium size, we can ship 2 in one package). So, when we get orders for 2 shirts, we ship them USPS Priority Flat Rate, and they zoom to you! Additional shirts for First Class shipping method are plus $2.50. Do you ship to Military APO/FPO addresses? Of course we do! We are proud to ship to our service men and women in the United States Armed Forces Can I expedite my order? We print the t-shirts in the order that they are ordered. However, if you paid for the USPS Priority Express Shipping option, we will usually try to get these t-shirts printed immediately as they need to be picked up by the post office by a certain time. Otherwise, most orders are usually printed and shipped within 1 business day but can take up to 3 business days. If you have any questions about getting a package by a certain date, please send us an email right away! When in doubt, choose the USPS Priority Mail option. How long before my order ships? We want your t-shirt to arrive in record time, therefore we try to print and ship your items within 1 business day. However, there are times when we can require up to 3 business days (business days are Monday – Friday excluding holidays) to print your order and get it shipped (unless noted on our website that we will be closed). But let us say again, 95% of our orders ship within 1 business day. We do receive hundreds of orders a week of varying styles, colors, and designs and we print the shirts as they are ordered. This is the way that we can offer such a large selection with multiple colors, long sleeve tees, and sweatshirts. For us to keep a constant inventory of all our designs, shirts, sweatshirts, sizes and colors we would need to have a warehouse of more than 25,000 items already printed, hoping that they would sell. If your order was received by us on a Wednesday, your order should ship on Thursday, but can take up to 3 business days (which would be Monday). If we receive it on a Friday, it should ship on Wednesday at the latest. HOWEVER, we will do our best and usually get our orders processed and shipped within 1 business day. If you do need it shipped out right away, please send us an email after you place your order. How long will shipping take on my order? Domestic Shipping Times: USPS First Class Shipping – 5-7 business days delivery time once shipped. USPS Priority Shipping - 2-3 business days delivery time once shipped. USPS Express Shipping – 1-2 Day shipping time (to most areas) once shipped. Express Shipping is not available to Hawaii, Alaska, U.S. Territories, PO Boxes, or Military APO/FPO Addresses. Please allow additional time for orders to reach these addresses). International Shipping Times: USPS First Class International Mail–7 – 21 Days, but is not guaranteed. USPS Priority International Shipping - 7-14 business day delivery time once shipped. Can be longer depending on customs and we are sorry, but there is nothing that we can do to expedite this process. Also, the customer is responsible for all duties, customs fees and taxes. We will state the value of the package at the amount you purchased it from us. Will I receive a tracking number for my order? Domestic Shipments: Yes. Your tracking number will be emailed fromShopoify or PayPal. Make sure we have your correct email address, andcheck your SPAM filter if you do not receive the tracking number. A tracking number will be emailed to you once the shipping label for your order is printed. This shipping label could be printed immediately after you place your order or right before it ships. The email will be sent you the email address that you used when you placed your order. If you used PayPal to place your order, please make sure that the email address that PayPal has on file is your current email address. International Shipments: Yes. However, international order tracking will only show the status once your order is shipped. This cannot be updated after that because once we ship the item from the United States Postal Service, there is no way for the tracking information to be updated by your country’s postal service since they are not the same organization. But rest assured, since 2007 we have never NOT completed an order. Your tracking number will be emailed from Shopify or PayPal.Please make sure that you check your SPAM filter if you do not receive the tracking number. I need more help! How can I get it? Please send an ebay message to our Customer Experience Team. We want to earn your business and will be more than happy to help you in any way that we can. Why Are Your T-shirts So Affordable? That's easy, we purchase our t-shirt in bulk from a local wholesaler (saves on shipping), print our own tees in ourshop, and do not outsource anything. We pass the savings along to you, our beloved customer. Hours of Operation: Our hours of operation are: Monday - Friday 8:30am - 4:30pm Weekends and National Holidays - Closed (but emails are checked regularly during closed hours) Join Our Mailing List Sign up today to receive special insider notifications of deals, promotions, and new items! click here to join Our Store Feedback Newsletter Add to Favorite designerteez © 2019 . All Rights Reserved. Developed by Kostricani Technology Home Categories Our Store Shop College / Party / Drinking Entourage Funny Holidays Movie Sports Sex / Mature Step Brothers The Office TV TV Misc. 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Price: 14.95 USD
Location: Wayzata, Minnesota
End Time: 2024-11-24T02:18:48.000Z
Shipping Cost: 6 USD
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Brand: Gildan
Size: Various
Size Type: Regular
Type: T-Shirt
Color: Various
Department: Men
Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve
Material: 100% Cotton
Style: Graphic Tee
Size (Men's): Various
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