Description: Two books from The Laundry Files from Cubicle Seven: The Laundry Files Agent's HandbookThe Laundry is the world’s only ISO9001-approved occult intelligence agency. As a Laundry officer, you're empowered and bound to investigate bizarre cults, thwart misguided experiments, exorcise demons from computer networks or the brains of voters, and ensure that the world doesn't get destroyed ahead of schedule... and come in under budget, or the Auditors will eat your soul.You can't efficiently protect the United Kingdom from the scum of the multiverse (in an efficient, enterprise-focussed sustainable customer-facing manner) without this employee's handbook. Inside, you'll find:Advice on tradecraft, tactics, and safe sorceryNew equipment and training coursesThings with tentacles, some of which may be your co-workersRules for civilians, external contractors and non-Laundry personnelArchival notes on the Laundry, including rules for running historical gamesMaddening forms and eldritch bureaucracyAnd more!The Laundry Files: Agent's Handbook – for those employees who, on the whole, would prefer not to be devoured by alien space gods. Everyone else, form an orderly queue for Cthulhu. Black Bag Jobs The Laundry – protecting the United Kingdom from the scum of the multiverse. Most of the time, saving the world is a 9 to 5 job. Clock in every morning. Feel your life tick away with each meeting and each pointless bit of paperwork. Stare at a screen and feel your brain leaking out through your ears. Try to keep the boredom from killing you. Clock out in the evening and slouch home.It's never good when they call you into the office at four in the morning. Any mission that doesn't fit on the standard day planner is inevitably ghastly. They involve things with too many tentacles, people who want to kill you, and secrets that mean you'll never sleep well again. Keep your mouth shut and your head down, and you might just make it through the night. Screw up, and it's entirely possible you just doomed humanity to a fate worse than death.No pressure.Black Bag Jobs contains six self-contained missions for your Laundry campaign. From the war-torn hillsides of Afghanistan to the corridors of power in Whitehall, from yoga lessons in Devon to the end of the world, it's time to break in and steal the secrets of reality, like:The truth about social networkingHow to weaponize a shoggothManagement secrets of the undying priestsWhat the Auditors fearHow to prepare for the apocalypse... and what happens after. Condition:Both books are in very good condition, with minor shelf wear/whitening of edges (see photos). Unbroken spines, tight bindings, clear clean pages throughout. Shipping:USPS Media Mail
Price: 70 USD
Location: Bothell, Washington
End Time: 2024-08-03T00:02:26.000Z
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